No free lunch
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Editor,
News flash, Republican Presidential candidates bumble, tumble, stumble and fall. On the flip side, the Democrats work frantically to fill the big shoes of the departing Constitutional Law professor (Harvard, year uncertain, but classy to say the least) President Barack Obama. The demos, though few in number, are more than qualified to meet and further the programs of the current commander in charge. What programs do you ask? Oh you know, save the climate, save the turtle, save the grouse, save junior from actually being responsible for anything, save government from falling into the hands of the people, save criminals, law-breakers, drug addicts, drug salesman, drug dispensers, and do away with the Big Gulp soft drink. It’s fattening, you know.
In their spare time, the demos intend to educate misguided conservatives into thinking there really is such a thing as free lunch. Their new tax plan is the 1049 simple form. It has one line. Enter the amount of your annual income, then send it in. We’ll send you a monthly coupon good at the post office of your choice. Under the new administration Hollywood will write a moral code to be administered by the new bureau of political correctness. It will be part of the Department of Education. The motto will be “No God for me through intellect we all can see.”
I am relieved to know that while the Republicans are spinning their tires trying to wake up the country to the danger we face, the party who booed God and gave us eight years of change and hope are sitting on the edge of their seats to usher in the next installment of utopia.
OMG, was that a rabbit?
Joseph G. Brooks
Ronan
