Raccoon poop … interesting perspective
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Editor,
Like many citizens, I’ve wondered why Trump has such a remarkable following. Then a friend sent me this raccoon story. It makes no difference your political leanings, this is just a good explanation of why ... And this applies to both Democrats and Republicans.
You’ve been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is infested with raccoons. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoons have overtaken your basement. You want them gone immediately. You call the city, four different exterminators, nobody can handle the job. But there is this one guy who guarantees to get rid of them, so you hire him. You don’t care if the guy smells, swears, if he’s an alcoholic, how many times he’s been married, if he has a plumber’s crack, you simply want those raccoons gone - your problem fixed.
Here’s why we want Trump. The country is a mess because politicians suck, and illegals are everywhere. We want it all fixed. We don’t care that Trump is crude, that he insults people, that he has changed positions, been married three times, that he fights with Megyn Kelly and Rosie O’Donnell, that he doesn’t know the name of some Muslim terrorist.
This country is weak, bankrupt, our enemies are making fun of us, we are being invaded by illegals, we are becoming a nation of victims where every Tom, Ricardo, and Hasid is a special group with special rights to a point where we don’t even recognize the country we were born and raised in; “and we just want it fixed” and Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want.
We’re sick of politicians, of the Democratic Party, Republican Party, and of illegals. Trump may not be a saint, but he doesn’t have lobbyist money holding him or political correctness restraining him. He has been very successful, a good negotiator, has built a lot of things. He’s not a cowardly politician and he says he’ll fix it. We believe him because he is too much of an egotist to be proven wrong. We just want those raccoons gone, out of our house, now.
The raccoons have got to go.
Lillian Jehnson
Polson
